Stupid Jokes

ddemon007 wrote:hmmm...what about chuck noris jokes?
like: "They say that Pakistan has weapons of mass destruction however, Oklahoma has chuck norris"
or " When a person is in peril, a guardian angel comes to the aid...but when an angel is in trouble...there comes chuck norris" =))

Yayayayayay, Chuck Norris! Read my signature. :P

=)) omg...great!!! lol
but still the best one i heard was this:
Mike:if chuck norris is god then what is his dad?
Peter: u know...chuck norris lost his virginity much more earlier than his dad )
btw: im acostumed to using y!m smileys xD

A Sunday school teacher said to her students, “Does anyone know where Jesus lives?” a little boy raised his hand and the teacher called on him, “Jesus lives in the bathroom.” the whole class laughed, “Why do you think he lives in the bathroom?” questioned the teacher, “Because in the morning my Mom knocks on the bathroom door and yells: Jesus Christ are you still in there?”

Haha! Lol! That was a good one XD

What did the sushi say to the bee..?

...Wassabee.



LAWLAWLAWL.

hahahahha XD